CHINESE PROVERBS

-Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

-Man who run in front of car get tired.

-Man who run behind car get exhausted.

-Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

-Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

-Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

-Man with one chopstick go hungry.

-Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

-Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

-Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

-Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth

-War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

-Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

-Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

-It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

-Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

-Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

-Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

-Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

-Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

-Crowded elevator smell different to midget.