MY Famous One Liner's at Work

sometimes this one liner's can either be termed funny but sometimes i know it doesn't . the way i say it, sound like or just plain how i say will dictate whether or not its meant as a joke or however you may term it.

1. It can be insanely correct but then again, it may not, right.

2. its plain and simple KISS (keep it simple and short but sometimes if i am not in the right mood, short becomes stupid, mianhae)

3. Yeah, right, whatever.

4. Let's get this show off our back so we can start living again.

5. Tell you what, that is, if you want to listen.

6. Go find someone else to deceive.

7. A one night stand will always be a one night stand no matter how you look at it, girl.

8. Stupid is stupid was.

9. You ask for it, so reap it.

10. Be assumptive.

11. Break a leg as long as its not mine.

12. Just learned this last Saturday, bitch (joke!!!!!)


Just cant think of anything to post, but will get back once again tonight to update my blog.