LOVE HURTS

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Around the corner I have a friend,
In this great city that has no end,
Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,
And before I know it, a year is gone.
And I never see my old friends face,
For life is a swift and terrible race,
He knows I like him just as well,
As in the days when I rang his bell

And he rang mine but we were younger then,
And now we are busy, tired men.
Tired of playing a foolish game,
Tired of trying to make a name.
"Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on Jim
Just to show that I'm thinking of him."

But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes,
And distance between us grows and grows.
Around the corner, yet miles away,
"Here's a telegram sir," "Jim died today."

And that's what we get and deserve in the end.
Around the corner, a vanished friend.
Remember to always say what you mean
If you love someone, tell them.
Don't be afraid to express yourself.

Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you.
Because when you decide that it is the right time it might be too late.
Seize the day. Never have regrets.
And most importantly, stay close to your friends
and family, for they have helped
make you the person that you are today.

Let's talk about Math ........

ok, 5mins break,


What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's theBullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

THREE CONDITIONS

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, man entered.

He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her (as all men will).


Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00.....on one condition."


Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly and meaningfully said....

"Clean my house."

A Music Shuffle Survey That Makes Sense

Put your music player on shuffle....use the song titles as your answers
Story of your life...

What should they have played when you were born?:
What song will people play at your funeral?:
What song will you play at your wedding?:
What song will you play at your 50'th birthday party?
What song will you dance to when you win the lottery?
What song will you play when you get your dream job?
What song will you play when you discover your own island?
What song will you play when you rule the world?
What song will you play when you're in heaven?

What song makes you feel....
Happy:
Sad:
Sexy:
Angry:
Jealous:
Flirty:
Evil:
Innocent:
Beautiful:

What song makes you feel like you're an armadillo?:
What song makes you feel like you can fly?:
What song makes you cry?:
What song makes you feel like dancing?:
What song makes you feel like being emotional?:
What song makes you feel like a donut?:
What song reminds you of your childhood?:
What song reminds you that life sucks?:
What song makes you eat compulsivly?:
What song makes you nervous?:
What song makes you need to pee?:

This song describes...
Yourself:
Your mom:
Your dad:
Your best friend:
Your stalker:
Your school:
Your life:
Your death:
Your attitude towards life:

Will give my answer later. 8)

JUST A THOUGHT

I am not whining nor am I sourgraping, but why is it that some people are just mean. I feel like a baby whose feeding bottle has been snatched out of me. Its really soooooooooo frustrating and i cant understand just why things happen that way. Makes me think that nothing is worth being glad about.

Have a great day everybody.

Things women should never apologize for...

1. Never apologize for pursuing what makes you happy. Even if you need to quit your job, transfer schools, or move across country, always do what you really want.

2. Never apologize for using proper English. Keeping it real doesn't mean speaking Ebonics.

3. Never apologize for giving your best in a relationship that just didn't work out.

4. Never apologize for being successful. Only haters want to keep you at their level.

5. Never apologize for crying. Wear waterproof mascara and express yourself.

6. Never apologize for ten pounds you need to lose. People who truly care about you will accept you as you are.

7. Never apologize for being frugal. Just because you save your money instead of blowing it on the latest fashion emergency doesn't mean you're cheap.

8. Don't apologize for being a single mom. Babies are a blessing.

9. Never apologize for treating yourself to something special. Sometimes you have to show yourself some appreciation.

10. Never apologize for leaving an abusive relationship. Your safety should always be a priority.

11. Never apologize for keeping the ring even if wedding bells won't chime.

12. Never apologize for setting high standards in a relationship. You know what you can tolerate and what simply gets on your nerves.

13. Never apologize for saying NO.

14. Never apologize for asking for what you want in bed. If you don't, then who will?

15. Never apologize for wearing a weave. You bought it so it's yours.

16. Never apologize to your new friends about old friends. There's a reason she's been your girl from day one.

17. Never apologize for ordering dessert. Or more than one dessert.

18. Never apologize for dating outside your race. Just because you found Mr. Right across the color line doesn't mean you don't love your brothas.

19 . Never apologize for not knowing how to cook. Even if you can't burn like Grandma you know how to order good take out.

20 . Never apologize for your taste in clothes. It's your style.

2 1 . Never apologize for changing your mind

22 . Never apologize for exercising your right to choose. It's your body and your right.

23. Never apologize for making more money than your man, you work hard and you deserve to get paid.

24. Never apologize for being you! "KEEP YOUR HEAD UP AND KEEP MOVING FORWARD."

Nice to Know

1. A jellyfish is 95% water.

2. Owls are are the only birds who can see the color blue.

3. A roach can live 9 days without its head.

4. Camels have three (3) eyelids (no wonder koreans doesnt have any, joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

5. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds (its a good thing their not human)

6. Pigs are the only animals that can get sunburn like humans

7. Rats cant vomit that why rat poison works.

8. Lobsters blood is colored blue.

9. While moths on the other hand has white blood.

10. Dolphin sleep with one eye open.

11. A mosquito has 47 teeth

12. Snails can sleep for 3 years (no eyebags, hehehehehe)